Girls Just Wanna Have Fun

Due to the fact that most of my girlies are coming in from out of town, I decided to take the reins and plan my own bachelorette party. I used to work at a local nightclub, so I’m pretty familiar with the club/bar scene in Atlanta. I have an idea of how I’d like the night to go, so I wasted no time at all in creating an event on Facebook and inviting all my girlfriends! Below is the tentative itinerary that I sent to my guests:  

6:00 p.m. –Hopefully most of you will have made it to Atlanta at this point. We’ll get things started at my house with some LIGHT drinks, a scintillating game of “Pin the Junk on the Hunk,” and dinner. I’m thinking Weenie Linguini with a cream sauce…  

9:00 p.m.—By now, we should all be looking fabulous for a night out on the town. Together, this posse of sexy thangs will head to Coronet Club and/or Bliss All Nude Male Revue via taxi to feast our eyes on the marvel that is the male physique. Penis-headbands strongly encouraged.

10:30 p.m.—Now we bid our newfound, nakie friends a fond farewell before hailing a taxi to take us to Midtown where all hell will surely break loose as we visit our favorite haunts: Tongue and Groove, Opera, etc.

3:00 a.m.—Taxi back to home base where we will nurse our hangovers and wear our melted-mascara raccoon eyes like a badge of honor.

Important information to keep handy:

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404-260-1318 - Atlanta
678-926-2362 - Atlanta
912-754-5588 – Savannah

I know a lot of people have mixed feelings about bachelor/bachelorette parties, but I think that it’s all in good fun. The male strip club is more of a joke, really, because—let’s be honest, ladies—the sight of a naked, grown man gyrating and thrusting on a stage is pretty hilarious and far from sexy.

I asked Mr. U what he’d be doing for his bachelor party and was amused to learn that he and his groomsmen will be going to the grown-up version of Chuck E. Cheese. Hey, if my man says he would rather go play skeeball and arcade games than go to a strip club, I certainly won’t complain.  

Whatcha think, hive? What did you do for your bachelorette party, if you had one? If not, what do you think of bachelorette/bachelor parties?